My French Fried Life

I’m taking an extra long lunch today.

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If anyone at work says anything, I’ll just tell them to follow the trail of Xanax crumbs back to the chaise lounge by the pool where I left my purse full of all the fucks I don’t give.

I hate Hollywood, but this slut is hilarious.

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   fell asleep in dupont circle on my lunch break. sorry I’m not sorry.

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   most fabulous bitch i know. ^^^^

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    The less-classy undergraduate version

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    So this basically describes my day. A four hour stats exam today and my last Milton class has

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