My French Fried Life

a Sadie Maple publication

I’m taking an extra long lunch today.

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If anyone at work says anything, I’ll just tell them to follow the trail of Xanax crumbs back to the chaise lounge by the pool where I left my purse full of all the fucks I don’t give.

I hate Hollywood, but this slut is hilarious.

  1. billiontinyfeathers reblogged this from crlitt and added:
    fell asleep in dupont circle on my lunch break. sorry I’m not sorry.
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    she is the most fabulous bitch i know. ^^^^
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    The less-classy undergraduate version of this.
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    So this basically describes my day. A four hour stats exam today and my last Milton class has left me bereft and...
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